Ten Signs You’re Either a Parent or on Drugs

Sometimes being a parent resembles being on drugs.

If you don’t believe me, consider these ten signs you are either a parent or on drugs. Or both.

#10 You actually wish you could take naps and go in time-out.

#9 You have had snot/spit up/food on or in your skin/clothes/hair while in public.

#8  You don’t shower anymore.

#7  You have been told you stink.

#6 You have accidentally talked “baby talk” to an adult or shouted to a car full of adults, “Look, a train!”

#5 You have ever been excited when a child defecated.

#4 You repeat yourself over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over…

#3 You repeat yourself over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over…

#2 You have absolutely no idea what the heck is going on.

#1 You have done more than 3 of The Top Ten Grossest Things Parents Have to Do.

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