I need help with my mom fashion. And no, I’m not talking about the yoga pants and messy buns with your starbucks in hand at target kind of stereotypical mom fashion. I’m talking about actual fashion, but for people who are moms. Maybe I should call it middle-aged lady fashion but that just makes me sad.
Yes, that’s right. I’m writing a blog post about how I was going to write a tutorial, but was too lazy to even attempt to make the thing.
Back-to-school shopping. It’s at once exciting and terrifying. And for the same reason.
This list is in no way comprehensive.
“How did that happen?!” I whisper because we are still in church.
“It fell in.”
Oh OK then, that explains it…
Sometimes being a parent resembles being on drugs. If you don’t believe me, consider these ten signs you are either a parent or on drugs. Or both. #10 You actually wish you could take naps and go in time-out. #9 You have had snot/spit up/food on or in your skin/clothes/hair while in public. #8 You don’t […]
Warning: graphic (disgusting) content. Do not read this if you are weak of stomach.
I baked the cake according to package directions, stuck a knife in just to be sure it was done, let it cool while I did dishes for a couple of hours (broken dishwasher) and began to frost the cake.
That’s when all hell broke loose.
Since I became a mom 17 years ago, I find myself saying the same things over and over and over again. Like, a lot. All the freaking time. There are things that I always say as a mom that I just keep on repeating and probably will until the day I die because only moms […]
“Oh, we danking? We danking??” J-Dog (14) asked me this the other night as I browsed a humor board on Pinterest and laughed my head off. He originally thought I was laughing about something he and his brother were doing, but shockingly I was not paying attention to them in the least. It was past the general family “bedtime” […]